So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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