But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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