we have officially lost it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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