I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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