the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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