Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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