trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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