I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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