I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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