My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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