We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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