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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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