Operation Purity has been aborted
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We are two peas in an std pod
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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