I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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