just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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