He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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