haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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