Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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