Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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