is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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