Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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