Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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