just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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