two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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