dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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