also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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