Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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