R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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