He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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