kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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