So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We have started to decorate penises.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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