He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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