at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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