everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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