Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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