Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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