Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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