Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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