I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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