Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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