i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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