you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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