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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
one might say we're banned from that church
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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