try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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