At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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