I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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