I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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