He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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