That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
