9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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