sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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