You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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