ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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