He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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