My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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